grrrrr’bage

sing along wit me. shut up. her me now. Hw do most of us listen 2 songs? take a look at urself, (no.nt in da mirror) look inside. are u a music addict? or r u jz,simply,frankly a [expletive]in "join da club" wannabe who only listens-considers gud music and song as a song dat gains multiple air time on a radio,gets remixed too many times,n used as da title for a various artist album such as hitz of da year and so and so and so. most of u gotta agree to hav done it rite, so eat dirt punkz, i’m bout 2 unwind… i dun like it. i’ll b frank aight.

Y? dun u bastards, knw how 2 sit down, shut up, free ur mind n listen , jz listen quietly 2 a song from 0.00 till "track is over sucka" period ?! who instilled u dudes as grand master of song critic, so much so as u bastards get da rites 2 say "alla, lagu tak sedap lar, tukar tukar" or "dei !! what song lar this? nt nice. change lar" even bfor da intro jingles die out n da singer starts singin? i ,mean , dats like jz da 1st couple of seconds into a new song !! [expletive] !!!

music is kinda like cross country n faceless rite? isn gud music supposed 2 make a gud song? i knw, i knw, very corny words, funny lyrics, synonyms, rhymes, n all those shakespear shit, bt hei ,we cn all read n write 2 a [expletive]ing level, bt u’ll need a master composer 2 make corny dialogs into a number 1 single.
bt wait a minute. hw? it seems like an impossible task, since some dudes, go like "o my god!! dun play dat song lar, i cudn take it!! my head gonna xplode lar !!!" even b4 da song gets away, n watz freaky is dat da [expletive]er has nvr listened 2 da song properly b4. so hw do u know dat its nt good? no patience.

hw do u listen 2 a song? do i have 2 teach? am i running sad_rap day care ? ok listen up. find a good headphone, no, nt da ear plug type, bt da ear enveloping type coz u need bass . if ur nt into headphones[which is pretty weird] get a good sound system, sumthin like a 2.1 is gud enough. then, play da song frm ur music source. rule no.1 ,keep quite. relax. breath deeply. keep ur hands in ur pocket [guys cn go buzy]. listen till the song ends, meaning, u shouldn b able 2 hear anythin anymore. 1ce done. go take a crap, eat, or  do sumthin else.  then listen 2 da song again. da first try was 2 get u used 2 da tune, musical arrangement, style n all those complicating musicy shit. the  2nd listenin  gets u familiarized wit da song. its only then, dat ur s’pposed 2 judge da song. it takes time, it takes patience, n i guess, it jz takes talent 2 b able 2 appreciate n differentiate gud songs . 4 those of u who cant, sorry 2 say, bt u guys can go have an ice cream. ur done.

i recently came across a dude who said dat he doesn’t like songs dat are 2 melodious. ?? what?? ?? i’m confused. u dun like songs dat r 2 melodious? ok. lets take da melody out. dat leaves wit? words. a lecture. an artist reading a poem loudly. is dat a song? u dun like melody. well, i’m sorry, bt simply said, u dunno wat is a song. i played n arabic song. there is a language barrier. i admit dat. bt what makes da song so useless in such a way dat it cud giv sum listeners headache, b4 the 1st 4 seconds of da song?
u guys, seriously need a re-vamp. re make ur ear, or ur rear; i dunno. bt patience is da key. if u listen half way into a song simply bcoz u were buzy talking away while da song waz playin, then u dun hav da rights 2 say dat da song isn nice n u wanna another song. listen 2 ur ears n nt 2 other ears arite. dun have 2 fall down in respect 2 a song dat suckz, simply bcoz its da current "it" song aight.

yeah. i cud see da red-faced guilty looks already. keep it comin.
keep it real

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