grrrrr’bage

    Commendable climb to the top, this season;so far for Manchester united. Progress seems steady, yet every single of those 90 minutes during their games seem like chilled waTer trickling down the spine of their fans on a cold night, when you know there is more than the cold to endure. Speaking about endurance, it makes me wonder why the [expletive] am I pulling myself into a post on football here. Isn’t it enough that the entire world {disregarding the fact that U.S.A is a part of the world} talk about it. While we all know that we can’t play as good as them (if you could, you wouldn’t be spending your [expletive]ing time reading this shit), we do feel that-we all seem to know how they’re supposed to play. And why am i dragging myself deeper into a possible footie debate? I couldn’t possibly answer that either, so [expletive] that topic, and just relax.
While i threw that piece into waste, i would like to share something more interesting than the english premier league. Malaysian football is on the rise. Don’t believe me? Go watch it. Don’t have the time to do so? Then shut your [expletive]ing mouth.

How many hair cuts does it take to reach your favorite barber? The French gave us something more than fashion when the world was very much an over-sized south-east asia, still finding out what peace meant. The French word journal brought us journalism. Thats what i believe. What you believe, i believe would make a better read in a column designated for your mind scape. appeasement? 

Negativity stems from ego, and nothing less because if there is more-where it came from, then its time I took up psychiatry. Negative criticism on the other hand… Well, I don’t really know how or what way to… Umm. Okay. Its just uncalled for, because-admit it- we just can’t take negative criticism with a smile unless your Britney Spears and you have Sam Lufti holding your baby by the balcony while your answering the press on child molestation charges.

When or how did criticism start? Was it fueled by the world’s second newspaper [you know-something like the news'corp that came after the world's 1st]? Does it deserve its due? Well, i guess so-i mean, i’m on the verge of going on a critical rampage(whatever it means,shall remain to be what it means with grammatical err being void). I’m not aRundathi Roy but hey, who needs to be?

I read the newspaper today. Oh yes i did. I’m a dude, and i’m not the reading kind of a dude, so like most male, i turned to the sports section first on. Reading the scores and the results, very much determines my mood for the day(I tend to forgo  breakfast if i don’t get the result i want. For those of you who read the News Straits Time, it’ll seem impossible not to know about a certain dude with a certain attitude-aptly called The HATCHET Man. Boom. Booyaka, Watanabe, yaw yaw.

I first came across this gentleman/babe when i was taking a light stroll through the weekly EPL Plus section-a highlight of Saturday’s newspaper. It was an article about some the abilities of Chritiano Ronaldo, and how the bastard really isn’t as good as the world would like to think and how he seldom rises to the bigger occasions and could only master smaller british teams. The nerves. At this point i’ll admit to having given him a little credit for being bold, but what i saw in todays paper outweighs everything.  Now, if everything he said was to be believed, then i believe (what he believes) that David Beckham should actually-professionally retire from the International team, and that his extremely unimpressive performance against France was a testimony to him only searching for public appeal and more money.

The Micheal Bay twist comes when i flip the page over to the next section to find that Fabio Cappelo (dude who is managing the English team) termed Beck’s performance as  overwhelming and  what he expected of. 
So what is the point trying to be made here?
Was this Hatchet guy/man actually trying to produce something-even-an inch productive?
Is Fabio Cappelo, or even David Beckham for that matter going to listen to him. The Italian Cappelo could understand English the same way dolphins think they’re smart.
It only effected average Joes like you, the guy next door, the fat ugly aunty who cycles by your house in the mornings, that guy/girl you have a crush on, the girl/guy who’s going to snatch that guy/girl whom you had a crush on, and others who would have taken a glimpse of the article. (Not me though, hah-i ain’t average)
Whats going to happen now is that every Tom Dick & Har… no,no, make that every Ahmad, Ah Neng and Arumugam is going to pull out a Shebby Singh in a cheap mamak stall with only a 1 ringgit 70 cents chilled Milo topping the agenda.

I’ve seen David Beckham play and if I need to take away the life of another 9 year old kid just to prove his abilities, i wouldn’t mind doing it-any bit. But then again, i’ve promised myself not to pull myself into another footie debate so [expletive] it, i have to change the topic.

When you differentiate faith and religion, you get humans, so said Isaac Newton, But when you combine faith and human Newton’s face turns red faster than his arse

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