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I feel privileged to thank god, for having granted me with the ability to sometimes sit down and be silent- As noisy as a mute. Despite all this, i  find myself constantly failing to be able to do the same to my mind, as it somehow has a parliament of its own-being able to create and abolish (break [expletive]er, break !!) them all in the drop of pee.
  Love as the topic so likely to make all those puberty waiting boys with more sprouts in their nose than their chest (you thought otherwise?), go EWWW, has always been a platform for most தமிழ் movie directors. But then, should it always be looked at as a way of re-telling the age old story of romeo [expletive]ing julio. Because you see my people. The world is so spellbound with love, that things that should move as frictionless as water going down butt cracks during sunny days; don’t when the thought of love envelopes (In this case,) my neighbor.i myself  find it hard not to go through my daily routine when love needs to be told.  Why-I haven’t  used  the term spellbound since my faggot-habbited routine watching Sabrina The Teenage Bitch series days.
   When i was young, i used to love the 007 movies. James Bond’s suave unimaginatively unbelievable knack to escape from any given situation was both comforting (If you aint routing for the villain) and dreamy (in a man’s way). It made us boys have a way of wowing future babes. But then again, I was always perplexed by one of hollywood’s most compelling mysteries.  Why wasn’t Mcguyver who could use a penknife or his undies equally well in a sure-death situation not given a code the same as 007, or why the [expletive] didn’t the bastard ever make it to the theaters?
   pretty strong mystery, even for a boy who wets his bed and still manages to pee when he is in the bathroom. I was equally "doopey" about this fact until one day. One god-damn day, god suddenly decided to answer the question of why Bond managed something Mac could only dream of. it was when i watched the hit 007 movie- The World Aint Big Enough. Pierce Brosnan, showed something previous Bonds failed to show. As he rode his struddle on a bitch doctor, he bite and gnawed and crushed the helpless bitch showing no mercy and perhaps even spelling his own name with his tounge. That there, my friends was your answer to all of nature’s unanswered shits. While Bond (james) proved what a bitch eater and a love-making king he could be, ol’man Maggo Macgyver could only carry his rotting unwashed stinking mullet and [expletive] a swiss army knife even if Jessica Biel offered to bail him out.
   It got me to understand (once and for all) the strength of love. Even hollywood preferred a Tuxedo wearing Martini and girl shaking hero who knows when to use his company’s gun, and when to use his own, compared to a mullet carrying gay blond with Angus as a first name.    

Love is [expletive]ed. Its unanimous in one way and extremely volatile in another. People have differing views on it, and so do i. I think of love as a four letter alternative to another four letter word. Tsk.

Willie SHAKEspeare felt that the best way to portray the intensity of love was to kill both his’ lead characters in an extremely anti-climax way and call love the most beautiful thing humans share. People should’ve known better to not trust a dude with a surname that tells you to shake your spear.

Over here in INDIA, Sanjay Leela Banshali thought that love should be portrayed by making a former miss world [expletive] a stocky body building male-blond with a weird walking style, then get married off to the ugliest bollywood actor around, then force that bastard of a husband to go search for the bastard who [expletive]ed her in an around the world song and dance trip, then as she hugs her [expletive]er, she realizes that her ugly hubby would have a better stick, so she goes to her hubby for a new experience in fornication.

Whatever shit it is,love has spread too [expletive]ing far to stop.. Believe me, its too large to really get those jackasses to understand the shallowness of valentines and chocolates. At this point i give up. Its okay to have relationships, as long as its not a [expletive]ing faggot male-on-male bondage style fruity loopy relationship. Lesbians are fine (Too fine), But you bastards with wasted cock better watch out. The Faggot slayer is on a rampage and before you know it, FEB the 15th is goinna be DIE FAGGOTS DAY…

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